- Good morning, doctor.
- Buenos d. .. good grief!
- We're ...
- Sorry, but that I can not help but ask ... are not you famous or something?
- Yes, something like that.
- Let me, let me guess ... you called ... Comepiedras? No! La Masa!
- "The Thing? But that's not John Carpenter film ?
- Yes, well, but ... damn, am I going to attend or not?
- Yes yes, of course, sorry. Not all days are celebrities to the query. Tell me, what happens?
- Well, see, for a while now I notice some discomfort. I have left as a sort of rash, well, irritation, well, I have no idea, the question is that I is eroding the left elbow. Besides, I have circulatory problems, because I suddenly get up and go dizzy when I stand too long I swell when it gets cold feet and I feel so thick, too thick.
- Eh ... see, Mr Thing ...
- Actually my name is Ben Grimm, if you please.
- Well, if you please, let me tell you, the superheroes are a mess with the names. Anyway, as I said, Mr. Grimm, I think you should take into account a number of factors my scientific mind and awakens detected, when to seek solutions to their particular symptoms.
- That's why I came. I'm listening.
- First, I note the detail that it seems your entire body is composed of rocks. I would say that the carbon atoms of his body have been largely replaced by atoms of silicon, which is not unreasonable given the similarity of chemical properties between both . Therefore, if we use the method of comparison by analogy, we could infer that the fluids are run through it rather of nature of magma, which would explain the problems caused by low temperatures due to the cooling of it inside. Abrasive phenomena caused by different meteorological agents can cause what you called "rash", but in any case, since the server is not able to distinguish a volcanic rock of a metamorphic or sedimentary type, I think it best to refer to a specialist. In this case, a geologist.
- A geologist says? Wow, I had not even occurred ... But the truth seems quite logical. And tell me, where I can find one of those?
- Well, look, you're in luck. Just around the five-storey villa that is my humble little haven of tranquility, far from the madding crowd, there are formations apparently very important Golog: impressive synclines, fossil beds, ancient ocean basins turned into jagged peaks and .. .
- Okay, okay already get it. I'm leaving right now to pick up my clothes country to join that group of researchers, to see if anyone is more savvy than my friend stretching, which like you very Doctor and very erudite, but has failed nor take my foot itches. Thanks again, Doctor, you've been helpful.
- Sure, man, that's what we are. Just one last thing ...
- Yes?
- Are you sure that you are not mass?
This entry participates in the Carnival Geology I organized Nahum, of A geologist in distress.
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